Tuesday, April 21, 2009

KEEP YOUR PANTS ON

Feckless ALEX WIELAND is a teenage Lothario who quite deviously lures young VIRGINS to his bed with his glistening promise ring. When Alex's MOTHER remarries STEVENSON, a wealthy Southern fundamentalist who also happens to be the father of one of Alex's 16-year-old CONQUESTS, Alex is given an ultimatum by his new stepfather: no sex until marriage or he will forever be cut off from the riches that await him. This proposition is made even more difficult when Alex is forced to accompany the new family, including Stevenson's three gorgeously ripe DAUGHTERS, to work on building a new church and school on a tiny island in the South Pacific for an entire summer where the LOCAL GIRLS... and BOYS have progressive ideas about swimwear and how far things go on a first date.

"Will all work and no sex make Alex a dull boy?"

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