Monday, March 16, 2009


It's time to satirize bromantic comedies... and torture porn, together. Delicately handsome and super-sensitive JOHNNY DARLINGTON was the kind of neighbor that the OLD LADIES in his building would have loved to set up with their NIECES and GRANDDAUGHTERS... if he wasn't always falling all over himself to be buddies with their nephews and grandsons. Once these DUDES get creeped out by his obsessive need to hang out, it's down to the basement they go... until fun-loving tomboyish jock KELLY FREDERICK moves in and throws a monkey wrench into Johnny's world: is she his new best friend, his first lover, his next victim... or all three?

"Don't hurt his feelings..."

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